She went turned the water on in the bathroom...

in order to kill time, nothing better than a computer not yet invented
Sit for five minutes and not notice how two hours pass.

Anything can happen

Scraped inetovskih money

"I learned that I have..
There is a huge family:
the Monitor, CPU...
the network will stick I'm posting...
Windows, the sky is blue...
It's all mine, dear...
Without Internet life is impossible.
IT is MY MOTHERLAND!!!" :get_five:

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and fry of black humor

"Selling geese fifteen pieces
I Bought grandma a laptop
And cursing the Internet :sos
died of Starvation grandfather!"

SDFGHJ,
Sitting on the Internet, smell of fried potatoes, but I cook set...

Vovka.,
I Put to boil the potatoes
he came for a moment only in the Internet
Seemed to be---he sat a little
But not cooked,and fried potatoes
Yes, and alas...the pots are no more
And the conclusion he asked for
after two hares will not be able
you can keep up
get to decide-- to eat
Il in the Internet to hang out

SDFGHJ, Bravo!

Vovka.,as stated in one of your favorite movies "two rabbits"---"mercy for kompliman !"

Hours?! Yes, the Internet so you can years to lose and not notice

Here it is necessary to sleep, and I sit here, I gotta go
Good evening all!

As well, there is the smartphone. Can't get distracted on the PC and flooding the whole staircase to the basement

Yeah I get that too, here five minutes and she is 2 hours.